who-ya-callin-pinhead: so did u like my post because it was funny or do u wanna date me i need answers
wow i either have 0 feelings or all feelings at once
whhoreo: stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ stop hating yahoo ✿◕ ‿ ◕✿ they saved this website from shutting down and they said they’re not changing anything so shut the fuck up (︶ω︶)
weaselmittens: Blood type: $$$
jonbutter: “we accept the infinite we think we swear in this moment”
dispopular: *looks through your selfies*
trillow: how much do islands cost i want one
theanti90smovement: i cant believe how many friends i dont have
noire-pandora: I am that type of douchebag friend who doesn’t talk with you for weeks but still cares about you and hopes you still care too.
craplos: ladies. be careful when u wear spaghetti straps. it might distract the boys. they’ll start thinking of spaghetti. they will get hungry. they will stop at nothing to get their spaghetti.
fffcuk: if you are cute and pay attention to me i will probably fall in love with you within 15 minutes
snapchatting: my life would probably get 2 notes
-annoying: fact: girls don’t poop until they’re married
hamfarto: hamfarto: im having one of those unattractive days i mean years
genies: i wish i was cute so that i could take selfies and not want to kill myself
kanyewesticle: when people call me by my name and not my url here have a friendship bracelet
me: exit tumblr, close laptop, get into bed, unlock phone, check tumblr
Parents: Don't talk to people on the internet.
Me: Trust me, I try to get them to talk to me all the time and they don't want to.
snapchatting: romantic playlist for that special someone Bring Me To Life - Evanescence Pitbull just anything by Pitbull Thrift Shop (Kidz Bop version) a ukulele cover of Call Me Maybe Jason Derulo saying “Jason Derulo”
beatlesgarden: leaveliestotheliars: asheathes: When someone says something is “the next Harry Potter” Do you not understand? There is no “next Harry Potter” YOU CANNOT REPLICATE ANYTHING HARRY POTTER HAS ACHIEVED Same as the Beatles. I’m sorry but it doesn’t matter how popular a boy band gets or how much you hate the Beatles NO ONE WILL EVER BE COMPARABLE BECAUSE OF A WHOLE NUMBER OF...
thecapn: did you know that teachers are instructed to get in between two boys in an altercation and break their eye contact because boys will disengage once the immediate situation is interrupted but they’re instructed to like never ever get in between two girls in a fight because girls wont stop after they lose sight and will actively try to go through whatever’s in between them and teachers...
vibesflint: if i sing around you i am 150% comfortable with you because i fucking hate my singing voice
fluffywhitechicken: filthytricksyhobbitses: guys perfume that smells like books if you wear this I’ll probably fall in love with you
gemiblu: doesn’t matter who you are how nice you can be or what you do somewhere, someone isn’t gonna like you and you can either dwell on it or move on from it
The problems of writing
Having a Beginning Having an Ending But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!? HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING WHAT IS A PLOT WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS WHAT IS WRITING
laugh-addict: family events